Human Flypaper: Worst Anti-Burglary Device Ever

The Human Flypaper is a super sticky mat that you leave just inside your doorway when you leave home. If a burglar succeeds in breaking in via your front door, he’ll step on the thing and will likely get stuck to it.

In theory, this might sound like a good idea, but in practice, we think the device might just have the opposite effect on the thief. Just try to imagine: If YOU would get stuck to something like this and would finally free yourself after struggling with it for a while, wouldn’t you feel venting your anger on the owner’s property, wrecking everything around you?

[note: I believe an escape competition would be interesting using this crappy idea]

Kentucky Travels

This past week was a much needed vacation. Despite the small hill town of Cave City, the family & me had fun. We explored caves on foot & by boat, saw a racy but awesome performance put on by two talented actors in Red, White, and Tuna, and best for last...was out of work. There are many more pictures to be posted, but check out the flickr album of the vacation week. More will be added when the free time comes around.

Teen Girl Falls In Open Manhole While Texting

And the laughing commences...now!

Sad but True T-shirt

It's pretty sad where things are going in our government(our national deficit a literal "huge" joke, along with them owning corporations and ruining healthcare); but it just might mean we are getting out of here quicker too. I'm not in control...also glad our president isn't either. So, there really isn't anything to worry about.

note: maybe before long we'll go back to trading cattle & chickens for other stuff ;-)

iSaw - USB chainsaw

I want one on my office desk to ward away the boss and others that we don't wander into our office.