Dear Yellow Pages...

When is the last time you really used a phone book?

Facebook in Real Life

This is entirely true and sad all at the same time. I love the "hide" moment when Jim gets annoyed by the Facebook addict girl. The Hide feature is my favorite for not allowing everyone to get too open with their lives. I mean really...do you need to post hundreds of the same photo or tell the whole world what you're doing every hour?

Enjoy.

New Pledge of Allegiance

I like how something as simple as pointing out plenty of things that are wrong with this country is poetic and speaks truth at the same time. Enjoy below.
NEW School prayer(...by a 15 kid in Arizona):

Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.

If scripture now the class recites,
It violates the Bill of Rights.
And anytime my head I bow
Becomes a Federal matter now.

Our hair can be purple, orange or green,
That's no offense; it's a freedom scene..
The law is specific, the law is precise.
Prayers spoken aloud are a serious vice.

For praying in a public hall
Might offend someone with no faith at all..
In silence alone we must meditate,
God's name is prohibited by the state.

We're allowed to cuss and dress like freaks,
And pierce our noses, tongues and cheeks...
They've outlawed guns, but FIRST the Bible.
To quote the Good Book makes me liable.
We can elect a pregnant Senior Queen,
And the 'unwed daddy,' our Senior King.
It's 'inappropriate' to teach right from wrong,
We're taught that such 'judgments' do not belong..

We can get our condoms and birth controls,
Study witchcraft, vampires and totem poles..
But the Ten Commandments are not allowed,
No word of God must reach this crowd.

It's scary here I must confess,
When chaos reigns the school's a mess.
So, Lord, this silent plea I make:
Should I be shot; My soul please take!
Amen