Hot Pockets now Causing Wrecks!

Available in Asia, Romania, and Europe already, you may soon be able to get your hands on an addition to your morning commute. This addition will help cut oodles of your time off your breakfast making and probably add more calories to your diet in the process.

Feel like making a pie then eating the entire dessert? Sure. Just get it all together before cranking up the car then presto...four minutes later your pie is done and ready to be eaten, dropped on your clothes and smeared all over your car. Oh, and a pizza can be finished in as little as two minutes!

Sure it's rated at only 175 watts when hooked up to the cigarette lighter, but that's just for your light-weight mobile cooking. In the need to really nuke something? Just pull over and hook it up directly to your battery. You & your little new mobile friend be blessed with 660 watts to nuke anything to your hearts desire.

Now a Hot Pocket on the go has never been easier! It's yours for around $180.

Just please don't get in front of me when your about to take a bite or you will be rear-ended. Cell-phones are bad enough, now you can pack on more weight while sitting and commuting. and paying even less attention to the road. It might now stop there. Just wait for the 2-in-1 driver's seat/toilet for cars.