January 26, 2009

14-Year Old Fools Cops...Becomes One

[This picture is not of the boy in the story]
Chicago -— A 14-year-old aspiring police officer donned a uniform, walked into a Chicago police station and managed to get an assignment _ patrolling in a squad car for five hours before he was detected, police said Sunday. The boy did not have a gun, never issued any tickets and didn't drive the squad car, Deputy Superintendent Daniel Dugan said.

Assistant Superintendent James Jackson said the ruse was discovered only after the boy's patrol with an actual officer ended Saturday. Officers noticed his uniform lacked a star that is part of the regulation uniform.

Police said they were investigating how the deception went undetected for so long in what they described as a serious security breach. Police said disciplinary steps are possible pending the outcome of the investigation.

Police didn't identify the boy because of his age. He has been charged as a juvenile with impersonating an officer. Dugan said the boy looks older than 14 and was motivated by a desire to be an officer, not malice or "ill intent."

The boy once took part in a Chicago program for youth interested in policing, so he would have been familiar with some procedures, perhaps helping him blend in, police spokeswoman Monique Bond said.

January 23, 2009

NY Landlord Fined for Removing Tenant's Toilet

Spring Valley, NY – A New York landlord accused of removing the toilet and other fixtures from a basement apartment to get a tenant to move out has been fined nearly $10,000. The Rockland Board of Health issued the fine to Fausto Pinos of Bushkill, PA, on Wednesday.

Pinos did not appear at the meeting, but his brother, Jesus Pinos, speaking on his behalf, said the landlord did not dispute the charges. He said Pinos thought that removing the toilet, a bathtub, kitchen sink, stove, oven and countertop from the Spring Valley, NY, apartment would force the woman and her child to move.

It is not clear why the landlord wanted her evicted.

Officials said Fausto Pinos was charged with 24 housing code violations. There was no listing for a Fausto Pinos in Bushkill, PA.

January 22, 2009

Man Loses Dog, River Swallows Car

Port Huron Township, Michigan – A man driven to find his lost dog also lost his car after he drove onto the frozen[who drives onto anything frozen and thinks it's a good idea?] Black River in St. Clair County, locked himself out of the idling vehicle, then watched as heat from the 1994 Buick's exhaust pipe melted the ice beneath it.

The Detroit Free Press and the Times Herald in Port Huron reported that a police dive team were expected Wednesday to help pull the car from the frigid river off Port Huron Township, about 55 miles northeast of Detroit.

The newspapers said the Buick was a loaner while the man's vehicle is being repaired at a collision shop.

January 15, 2009

Cut your Cable Bill in Five Steps

Since we all are looking for ways to save money, take a closer look at cutting costs on that window to the world sitting in your living room: your cable service. It’s time to open up to the thought of making some small changes to your cable service. With these five easy steps you can cut down your cable bill. [This is for you that have cable/satellite, etc. I have no cable/satellite/online subscription services to deal with, making this very easy.]

Step One: Review Your Service
This tip comes from many customers' experiences of just not paying attention to the bill details. You can be charged for fees that do not apply to you or your service or promotions that you can easily opt out of. Go ahead and look at your bill. That one simple step could save you some money.

Step Two: Reduce Your Package
Do you really need Cinemax 1 through 19? Be honest– how many of those bad movies do you actually watch on cable? Is it enough to justify the extra cost? Perhaps you could be getting a better deal through a DVD service like Blockbuster On Demand or Netflix. Plus, you’ll get to pick which movies you want to watch. Better yet, hit up your local library. They’ve got tons of DVDs you can rent and they’re completely free.

Step Three: Threaten To Leave
It’s time to drum up some drama and call up your cable provider. Tell them you’re not satisfied (even if you are) and threaten to dump their sorry butt (even you’re not going to). Drop the names of some of their top competitors and emphasize how great their deals sound. Your cable provider will be wooing you back with better rates in no time.

Step Four: Compare Costs
You wouldn’t buy a car without shopping around, would you? Cable service is the same way. Shop around and compare the cost of cable with the cost of satellite TV. When you know all of your options you may discover a cheaper alternative.

Step Five: Use Free Services
If you really want to make some drastic changes, try cutting out cable all together. Hook up your computer to your TV and for about $50 worth of cables you can buy at an electronics retailer, you’ll be watching television shows and movies for free from the Internet. Check out Hulu[Great quality and streaming], Joost, SurftheChannel, or QuickSilverScreen. It’s ad-supported streaming television shows and movies that are completely legal– and free!

January 13, 2009

Products I Can't Live Without

In response to TechCrunch's List for 2009, I decided to put up a list that keeps most, if not all, of my information, news, contacts, and entertainment close by for easy access. The list consists of the most used sites & products, so not at all are listed. Here is the list:

Google - Of course, who doesn't use Google for some things, even if it is just to perform a basic search or math calculation or translation or unit conversion. Google's integration of information sharing within its own separate services keeps a large percentage in one place. I'm not an iGoogle user, but if you are then you know you can get your email, calendar, RSS feeds, and all sorts of widgets to feed your personalized news, weather, sports, event countdowns, etc.
Gmail - The best email client for years now...and it keeps getting better and easier with more integration, storage, and now new themes. Google Labs has also added new widgets that make your daily email tasks much easier. Plus, you won't be tied down to using a software client system like Microsoft Outlook or Mozilla Thunderbird. Access your email from anywhere that has internet. Outside of using Gmail, the next on the list is the most used.
Google Reader - If you know what an RSS feed is, then you should know what Reader does for you. If you don't know what an RSS feed is, then you might want to. It'll make your daily surfing much easier and you won't fall behind too much on old posts. Any up-to-date site that wants to be followed will have an RSS feed that you can use in Reader. All feeds will be on one screen in a categorized list very similar to an email inbox system. The new stories or posts will show up when they are posted. This takes the place of me visiting each site 90% of the time and saves large amounts of time instead of visiting each site.
Google Calendar - Forget using Outlook. Google's calendar works with all your other Google products. Set an event in the calendar, invite guests to the event, then Calendar can have Gmail automatically email you an event alert if you desire. You can create multiple calendars on one screen, all color-coded and integrated with Google Maps for the location based events you enter. A clean cut calendar with weather integrated is more advanced than the standalone Outlook calendar any day. With Calendar, posting events from multiple calendar for friends and family to see is made easy.
Flickr - There are many online photo/video storage sites out there. Many are good, some are better. I've found that Flickr offers the best for all. I switched from using Picasa after I started using my DSLR Canon 450D for several reasons. Picasa's interface lagged each time I went from picture to picture or album to album. Don't get me wrong...all of Google's product pages(Gmail, Reader, Maps, etc.) are very clean cut and are very minimal on ads, but they haven't quite got the photo storage site to compare with Flickr. They are just images, something not new to browsing. Google's Picasa is just slow on the browsing of images. Flickr works better, has a monthly upload limit but unlimited storage for pictures. A Pro account is only $24, allowing the user to upload original sizes...meaning you can have a true backup of the resolution you uploaded. It has great private and share features and is extremely easy to navigate. A slideshow can easily be emailed to anyone. The user can select to have the exif camera information for flickr users to see.
Blogspot/Blogger - Before the term "blog" was made universal for the internet, I was forced to use my own domain and no free template or nice layout to make the process easier. After wordpress, typepad, etc. all came out, things got easier, much easier. I decided to use Google's Blogspot, simply because it's easy and the templates are customizable. Oh, and the blogs that I follow through Blogspot show up in Google Reader...another good point to Google's service integration.
Delicious - I'm sure you borrow someone else's computer from time to time to show them a site you ran across but forgot to email them. After using delicious now I don't ever save bookmarks to the computer anymore. It's all stored online, and why not? The site is easy to use, using tags instead of folders like IE or Firefox. You can share your list and make certain links private...like for instance Christmas/birthday gift links.
Google Maps - From directions to finding out the better route compared to your GPS, Maps is great. The street-view functions is getting better all the time too. My dad was blown away that you could virtually "look" around on each street to make sure the address is a good search result. This Google service is very useful in learning the area before actually going there. The street-view availability is updating all the time...depending on where the Google vehicle travels. It has been used for fun too...like a marriage proposal.
Newegg - Still too afraid to build your own computer or get everyday good deal on components? Use Newegg. For years this online store has grown massively, and it also has excellent customer service. Creating a wishlist helps with putting your computer components in an updated list for pricing, rebates, and immediate discounts. You can share the wishlists with others...for instance you need someone to price out a future computer for you. They select the proper components, share it, and you can automatically see the current prices, rebates, and available discounts.
Engadget - Considering there are new electronic gadgets coming out either every day and of course every week, you might want to keep up with the news on your certain interests or everything new. Engadget keeps you informed with consumer surveys, reviews for products like HD & Mobile gadgets, software/hardware news, and is one of many tech sites that attends events like CES and E3(the public can no longer attend ).
Bit Torrent - Combined with Mininova or Pirate Bay, ųtorrent makes all your torrents easy, manageable and fast. For software, music, books, tv shows, etc...it can't get much better. I use it mostly to download BBC's Top Gear or weekly episodes of House MD since I don't have cable. But, there are vast resources of beta programs and various unreleased items that can't be found on non torrent download sites. (Torrent files account for an estimated 35% of all online activity.)

Feel free to comment on any online services you find very useful or comment on why you like to use any of the ones above.

January 9, 2009

Unintelligent Criminals Bring Laughter

Robber Sprays Himself with Pepper Spray
Council Bluffs police are looking for a robber who sprayed himself with pepper spray.

Police say the robbery happened Wednesday night at a Cricket Store, which sells phones.

The robber threatened the clerk with a gun and took some cash. Police say the robber then pulled out a can of pepper spray and tried to spray the employee, but squirted himself in the face. He then sprayed the clerk and ran off. [Genius!]

Popcorn Lead Police To Burglar
A messy thief was arrested after a trail of popcorn kernels led police from a burglarized store to the suspect's living room.

California Police say a Food Stop store was robbed early New Year’s day, when officers found several food items and a cash register missing.

They also found popcorn on the ground that led away from the store to a nearby apartment complex and trailed to one unit in particular.

When officers knocked, they noticed the popcorn kernels continued inside the apartment, where the other stolen property was also found.

21-year-old Tyree Brown was arrested for a theft warrant and possession of stolen property. [Yum, Orville Redenbacher!]

Fight Freedom of Choice Act Petition

The Freedom of Choice Act (FOCA) would eliminate every restriction on abortion nationwide.

* FOCA will do away with state laws on parental involvement, on partial birth abortion, and on all other protections.
* FOCA will compel taxpayer funding of abortions.
* FOCA will force faith-based hospitals and healthcare facilities to perform abortions.

Barack Obama believes this legislation will "end the culture wars." To him, "ending the culture wars" means eradicating every state and federal law on abortion — laws that the majority of Americans support.

January 8, 2009

Fix It With Humor

Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane, but only a high school diploma to fix one; a reassurance to those of us who fly routinely in our jobs.

After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form called a "gripe sheet" which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humor. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots and the solution recorded by the maintenance engineers. By the way, UPS is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

Filed Complaint: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement
Fix: Almost replaced left inside main tire

Filed Complaint: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough
Fix: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft

Filed Complaint: Something loose in cockpit
Fix: Something tightened in cockpit

Filed Complaint: Dead bugs on windshield
Fix: Live bugs on back-order

Filed Complaint: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent
Fix: Cannot reproduce problem on ground

Filed Complaint: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear
Fix: Evidence removed

Filed Complaint: DME volume unbelievably loud
Fix: DME volume set to more believable level

Filed Complaint: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick
Fix: That's what friction locks are for

Filed Complaint: IFF inoperative in OFF mode
Fix: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode

Filed Complaint: Suspected crack in windshield
Fix: Suspect you're right

Filed Complaint: Number 3 engine missing
Fix: Engine found on right wing after brief search

Filed Complaint: Aircraft handles funny
Fix: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious

Filed Complaint:Target radar hums
Fix: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics

Filed Complaint: Mouse in cockpit
Fix: Cat installed

And the best one for last:

Filed Complaint: Noise coming from under instrument panel Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer
Fix: Took hammer away from the midget

January 5, 2009

Hot Pockets now Causing Wrecks!

Available in Asia, Romania, and Europe already, you may soon be able to get your hands on an addition to your morning commute. This addition will help cut oodles of your time off your breakfast making and probably add more calories to your diet in the process.

Feel like making a pie then eating the entire dessert? Sure. Just get it all together before cranking up the car then presto...four minutes later your pie is done and ready to be eaten, dropped on your clothes and smeared all over your car. Oh, and a pizza can be finished in as little as two minutes!

Sure it's rated at only 175 watts when hooked up to the cigarette lighter, but that's just for your light-weight mobile cooking. In the need to really nuke something? Just pull over and hook it up directly to your battery. You & your little new mobile friend be blessed with 660 watts to nuke anything to your hearts desire.

Now a Hot Pocket on the go has never been easier! It's yours for around $180.

Just please don't get in front of me when your about to take a bite or you will be rear-ended. Cell-phones are bad enough, now you can pack on more weight while sitting and commuting. and paying even less attention to the road. It might now stop there. Just wait for the 2-in-1 driver's seat/toilet for cars.

Bacon...Straight from the Source.

This kid's got it right that he likes bacon, just a little quick on the taste test.