The 80-Ounce Beer Belly

How sad is this invention? Here are some of the selling points listed on Amazon's site for the Beer Belly:

• Polyurethane bladder looks like a beer belly when worn under clothing
• Includes bladder and adjustable neoprene sling with custom-shaped pouch
• Holds up to 80 ounces of any hot or cold beverage
• Fits users up to 6 feet 8 inches tall and up to 40-inch waist
• Easy to clean

Don't worry females! There's a version for you too! Links to these horrible inventions below.

-80 Ounce Beer Belly
-The Wine Rack