Hot Pockets now Causing Wrecks!

Available in Asia, Romania, and Europe already, you may soon be able to get your hands on an addition to your morning commute. This addition will help cut oodles of your time off your breakfast making and probably add more calories to your diet in the process.

Feel like making a pie then eating the entire dessert? Sure. Just get it all together before cranking up the car then presto...four minutes later your pie is done and ready to be eaten, dropped on your clothes and smeared all over your car. Oh, and a pizza can be finished in as little as two minutes!

Sure it's rated at only 175 watts when hooked up to the cigarette lighter, but that's just for your light-weight mobile cooking. In the need to really nuke something? Just pull over and hook it up directly to your battery. You & your little new mobile friend be blessed with 660 watts to nuke anything to your hearts desire.

Now a Hot Pocket on the go has never been easier! It's yours for around $180.

Just please don't get in front of me when your about to take a bite or you will be rear-ended. Cell-phones are bad enough, now you can pack on more weight while sitting and commuting. and paying even less attention to the road. It might now stop there. Just wait for the 2-in-1 driver's seat/toilet for cars.

Bacon...Straight from the Source.

This kid's got it right that he likes bacon, just a little quick on the taste test.

End of Year Flickr

I've added some pictures from the past couple of months to my flickr account. Check out the November & December albums for all of them. There are plenty of odd punting shots. They look awkward.

Wii Blamed for Ridiculous Injuries

Up to ten people a week are being hospitalized with injuries caused by playing Nintendo Wii games, prompting doctors in Britain to issue warnings of the dangers associated with the video game system.

"There has been a 100% increase in patients complaining of Wii-itis," Dr. Dev Mukerjee of Broomfield Hospital, Essex, told The Sun newspaper. Most patients are admitted after playing tennis or running games which involve sudden movements, resulting in tendon stretching or tearing.

"It's possible Wii-itis may lead to rheumatism or arthritis later in life. Patients often have inflamation of the shoulder or wrist," said Dr. Mukerjee. Another common injury is dubbed Wii-knee, blamed on the bending of the knee from the Wii-Fit game. This involves a special platform and a series of movements ranging from yoga to strength-training moves.

In extreme cases, the kneecap can be dislocated or pop out of joint.

Doctors treat Wii-knee with cortisone injections, icing, and anti-inflammatory painkillers. Treatment can last for three months.

So, what to do? As with any exercise program, doctors advise stretching exercises before play.

The Renewed Mind is the Key...just not this please!

Talk about ridiculous...This video is not an old video, despite what you might think. Enjoy and laugh along.

A Week Away

I'll be out of town for the next entire week until the 19th...will be in Cleveland, OH on company related stuff. Everyone be safe and stay away from the dangerous malls or at least away from the out of control under-aged and overstimulated drivers.

Geriatric Rap Choir

Please enjoy...wrong on so many levels:

Duke Down Early, loses head

Reading the headlines on ESPN is fun to kill some time. Reading a headline pointing out that Duke has already lost a game is even better. I believe the picture of little Coach K about sums up the good mood all anti-Duke fans are feeling...and it's a good one. Read the game recap on ESPN...